Funny ass shit

cokeflow: Woke up to 30k 🙌 well i guess 300 is not a lot of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:07:29 -0400

cokeflow:

Woke up to 30k 🙌

well i guess 300 is not a lot of followers

Good handjob tips:

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:05:17 -0400

Put your mouth on it.

rockybreaux: 100minas: andyroars: minniedisaster: poonraider:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:04:01 -0400

rockybreaux:

100minas:

andyroars:

minniedisaster:

poonraider:

realitytvgifs:

Miguel crotch slams fan during his BMA performance.

stooooooooop

I’m crying cause everyone put their hands down like oh shit

Khayti is alright you guys lol

LMFAOO

SOMEONE PUT SURPRISED PATRICK ON THE STAIRS ON THE LEFT SIDE NOW!!!!! PLEASE.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:58:52 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:58:20 -0400

rollingstone: Metallica have enough material, but not enough...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:53:02 -0400

rollingstone:

Metallica have enough material, but not enough time, to record a new album.

YESSSSSSSSSSS

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:11:36 -0400

wolvesdontwearboots: Tyler, the Creator offers some sound...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:36:08 -0400

wolvesdontwearboots:

Tyler, the Creator offers some sound advice.

teeniesavage: Follow me on Instagram @TeenieSavage ♥

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:34:21 -0400

teeniesavage:

Follow me on Instagram @TeenieSavage ♥

y0ungandreckl3sss: and no one can tell me im not

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:29:00 -0400

y0ungandreckl3sss:

and no one can tell me im not

juni0rmafia: Yes. Follow the name there on instagram.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:27:32 -0400

juni0rmafia:

Yes. Follow the name there on instagram.

mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:25:31 -0400

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

obsexxed: Ria Sakuragi

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:20:14 -0400

obsexxed:

Ria Sakuragi

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:09:45 -0400

4gifs:

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:09:25 -0400

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:08:36 -0400

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”

It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

I think this just changed my life.

goddamn…..shit’s deep

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:07:15 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:06:22 -0400

growlithed: dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:06:05 -0400

growlithed:

dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

detroitwaves: catandkitty: durnesque-esque: thehippiejew: ext...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:05:15 -0400

detroitwaves:

catandkitty:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

“No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)

A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.

If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.

Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.

You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.

The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

Remember ladies, don’t expect to leave your house an be treated like an autonomous person who doesn’t have to search every bathroom, powder room, and elevator like you’re in a fucking neo noir spy film! So pass on these safety tips that reaffirm that deep knot of dread in your stomach telling you your humanity is up for debate!

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/mirror.asp

Just a warning, ya’ll. The fingernail test is inaccurate. Please, please, please don’t depend on that as your basis of real or fake mirrors.

shiiitttt where this club at i’ll go there